On wrapping and playing with your food
Earlier this week I went on a super grocery shopping trip. I went to the new store in my neighbourhood, and walked in to see this.

Individually wrapped oranges.
I may have used my outside voice when I saw them: “Well, that’s some kind of bullshit.”
After sliding away from the people giving me weird glances and picking up my bag of not-individually-wrapped-in-plastic oranges, I tweeted a photo of the oranges. But I wasn’t content to stop there, so I consulted an expert on oranges. (Which I think are wrapped already - by nature.)

Well, now I feel better. Orangey and I basked in our agreement. Until he realized he was my snack.

Delicious.